Bellywimp Fool
The 'happily-married' housewife came home with her husband on her arm and they walked right into a house burglary in progress in their living room! Then she got to stand there helplessly while the lone thief, who looked like a kid of 14, made a bellywimp fool of her husband by pounding his belly with punches. Seems the local thug had just "happened to drop by" to raid her jewel box. And, when discovered, bellywhomp her man.
... It seems the wife and the punch-thug have been seen together lately in intimate conversation ....
Femme Fatale
My woman is the belly-bait, to lure me with her navel, to goad me, the soft-bellied wimp boy, into a fight I know I must lose, and which I do lose, by a belly-beating.
She knows the words "what's wrong, can't you take it in the belly?" will compel him to stagger back out there and take more punches to his stomach, in a hopeless need to prove to her that he can.
the old saying by a beautiful girlfriend . cant you take it in the belly . he knows he will suffer belly pain . losing is bad . but he will go back for more hard belly punches to please her . how hard can a guy hit? . he will keep finding out until he or she has had enough . him with pain . her with full enjoyment from watching his belly beaten
ReplyDeleteIt is so true. If your girlfriend is much more beautiful than you seem to deserve, you better be ready to be tested in front of her by men who think they have a right to her. They will go for the most direct proof of your unworthiness. A punch in the belly.
ReplyDeletethats the funny part . i have a beautiful girlfriend . i mean beautiful with a beautiful body and yes, a nice belly and navel . i can handle myself very well with my fists . one of the guys at her job . he would beat up guys for the girls if they asked him . he used to tell them he had a wicked belly punch . my girl was a little older than some of the others in the office and one time he did say to her . ill beat your boyfriend up for you .. she said she laughed a little and said . ok .. but only in the belly .no face . just the belly , he is a little weak there . she told me when she was home that night that she had an offer from someone that wanted to beat me up .just in the belly. it was funny and she said she thought about it . we both laughed but after thinking about it . what if it had happened . she already told him my belly was a little weak . so he knew to go for a deep belly punch .if i had met him and he caught me with a solid belly punch and i was winded and down on one knee how would she react . would she like it and want more ?. would she stand there and watch ? she may have thought after 20 years together that i deserved a good belly punch and say wow . he wasnt lying . i guess he does have a wicked belly punch . your belly is now proof of it . here a woman of style and beauty watched me take a punch to the belly and loved it
ReplyDeletethats the first time . could be many more if she liked it that much
Deletetaking one in the belly , just for her enjoyment . might as well take a few more . she is saying you cant take it in the belly . prove it to her . take the pain and let her love it
ReplyDeleteunexpected ...... i got into the ring .the old cellar downstairs boxing . shirt off .pants on ....my beautiful woman finally came . looking like a princess .legs showing .short shirt ..........we started fighting .punches landing to both our faces ...she was getting turned on by this .her voice was loud .she was really into it .she didnt care who won she lost herself in the fight .i had caught a few in the belly and gave a few...he was a better body puncher than me ..he landed one of the hardest punches in my belly .oooff. down i went . fight over .i got out of the ring and went to the dressing room .....sitting there alone she came into the room . i was weak from the punch she stood in front of me . i reached out and touched her navel and the soft flesh around it .... i then said to her ..................you liked seeing me get a good punch in the belly .......she answered ...........yes i do ..she then left to watch the rest of the fights leaving me behind holding on to my soft and beaten belly
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