"Right in his Belly!"


Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Henchman

All my life I've secretly been a henchman at heart, not a hero.

You know, a henchman: The gang of helpers and lackeys who gather about the Bad Guy in the story or the movie. The ones whose only function is to get beaten up in the big fist-fight brawl scene -- beaten like fools, dispatched quickly, vigorously, and visibly by the hero. Often all it took was a series of chops to the belly. One of the fine arts of henchmanship was knowing how to charge out into a fistfight with your belly stuck out like it was searching for a fist to "OOF" against.


11 comments:

  1. and when it landed in your belly , what happened to you ?

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  2. while your belly is stuck out the punches keep emptying in your gut , women watching you take this punishment that they love to watch and hear the sounds of your belly taking a pounding

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  3. not only ooofs , the other sounds like ugh. awwww, ohhhhhhhh......all the sounds that women like as your taking a punch to your soft belly

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  4. Ooof! That's a good scenario, the fat soft bellied private eye, snooping in the bossmans business, then gets caught by his henchmen and they pull his arms back, and punch him in his doughy stomach multiple times to teach him a lesson. Then he just falls to his knees holding his punched belly, all the while the sexy bossmans lady watches.

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  5. a soft belly is the best one to punch . throw it straight in or an uppercut it has the same effect ........ pain .... pain which women like to see happen . what better than unloading a good punch to a guys belly while a beautiful woman is watching

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  6. 100th anniversary of the company .big .big bash .the beautiful secretary's boyfriend did not go that night .as the other beautiful women that she worked with were standing around ,they asked ......................where is your boyfriend ? remember when Erik beat him up ......he knows Erik wants to get him again .......the last punch he hit him was right in his belly .....he didnt want to get his belly punched again in front of all of us ..........i told him Erik would not do that ....he would take you outside and then would probably beat your belly again

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  7. that sucks when they remember that punch in the belly .Erik ...just knows how to throw that punch the girls said ...they look at you and think ..soft belly ......kinda smile when you walk bye .i know he sits at the desk of my woman checking her out .when she leaned back in her chair .a part of her belly shows ..Erik looks at it and says ,,,,,,,how is his belly .waiting for my punch again

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  8. My girl talking with me about the punch ...i would rather see him punch you in the belly than the jaw or teeth .. yes .he can punch ...you know that . watching him punch you in the belly ..the air coming out of you .i knew it hurt ....the girls knew too .he is a tough guy ,loves to punch the gut ,he said your belly is soft so thats where he punched you ....when you didnt show at the 100th birthday party ...he knew it was because your belly was his target

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  9. THE punch in the belly .thats what the girls remember . only famous for getting beat up and punched in my belly .seeing them around .they talk about it .no more punches in the belly they say kinda laughing .Eriks punch wont be forgotten because i didnt go to the party ,they saw me get my belly punched out the first time. they all watched .one good punch in the belly and the girls still talk about it .one even asked -hows the tummy ? my belly was his target

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  10. They still bring it up once in a while --how about when you got your belly punched ? at first i was schocked one said -then i liked watching it --------fist in the belly she called it

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  11. Laying on the beach with my girl and the girls from her job -all wearing bikini's ------all of them hot looking -------one said to me -looking at you seeing your bare belly in a swimsuit -i couldnt help but think about the punch you took in your belly ------the others kinda laughed at what she said ---------------one sexy girl said ---oh my god what a punch that was -we talked about it for weeks -my girl said -yea remember when i told you girls about when i was laying on the bed in my bra and panties when he came into the room ---------nice to see your belly without his fist in it --------always embarrassed by it ----they would chuckle a bit -----it was a good punch

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